I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination.

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

The maintenance man is moving the thermostat in our office today. I started talking with him about the

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

You don't have to be a 'person of influence' to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.

You have a beautiful laugh. Like the promise of tomorrow.

Overall is nothing... just nothing... overall = chaos... but looked from little near overall is little chaos by itself by it's own meaning.

[Ella] “Again, I ask, whose side are you on?”[Lola] “The side that has the least Dorito-flavored vomit on the floor after the party.

In the past few women have tried and even fewer have succeeded.

If we had pursued the war on cancer which President Nixon declared in 1970, Jack Kemp might be alive today.

Petite ville, grand renom. Small town, great renown.

The only point of government is to safeguard and foster life.

I feel like I am too old to eat jelly. But I am too young to eat prunes. I am between grapes.

When desperate ills demand a speedy cure, Distrust is cowardice, and prudence folly.

I don't miss another opportunity to try to do my best to finish the things I have left undone. I could say: It's my unresolved karma that wakes me up in the morning.