I risked much, but I made much.

The noblest art is that of making others happy

Fortune always favors the brave, and never helps a man who does not help himself.

How were the receipts today in Madison Square Garden ?

No man ever went broke overestimating the ignorance of the American public.

The common man, no matter how sharp and tough, actually enjoys having the wool pulled over his eyes, and makes it easier for the puller.

You can fool most of the people most of the time.

To me there is no picture so beautiful as smiling, bright-eyed, happy children; no music so sweet as their clear and ringing laughter.

Money is good for nothing unless you know the value of it by experience.

Money is in some respects like fire; it is a very excellent servant but a terrible master.

When a man is in the right path, he must persevere.

My radar, after all these years of sanity, is still off when it comes to what people do or don't mean.

Still fisheth he that catcheth one.

If you deny yourself commitment, what can you do with your life?

I was a Navy officer writing about Navy problems and I simply stole this lovely Army nurse and popped her into a Navy uniform, where she has done very well for herself.

The fun thing about journalism is if you go do a story about something, you can now ask three intelligent questions about it. Or say three intelligent things. And that gets people talking.

I know the team, as a whole, has had an impact on the youth of the church, and on the missionary efforts throughout the world.

I could not understand why men who knew all about good and evil could hate and kill each other.

If reality shows are so popular, that means their viewers are screaming for more realness.

I get very involved in the internal logic of sentences.

The fashionable idiocy that haters must have justifications is one of those ideas that George Orwell said only an intellectual could believe -- because no one else could be such a fool.