I rolled my eyes so far into the top of my head I almost fell over backward.

You're a marshmallow. Soft and sweet and when you get heated up you go all gooey and delicious."-

I shot that sucker right in the gumpy." Grandma Mazur

The 'Barnaby' books were always intended to be graphic novels.

I'm done with men. I have a hamster. That's all I need.

When I was six years old I sprinkled sugar on my head, convinced myself it was pixie dust, wished myself invisible, and walked into the boys' bathroom at school.

My Spanish is limited to burrito and taco.

Calories don’t count if they’re connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this.

-You're gloating, Max. It's not flattering. Somebody needs to teach you a little humility.- -A good woman could do that.- -She'd have to be armed and dangerous.-

Its always nice to have a stud muffin at the table.

Only men you can count on these days are Ben and Jerry.

people don't change, they just have momentary steps outside of their true character

In great thick dusty books he readAnd hardly ever went to bedBefore it was e

Never patronize your readers. That means don't talk down to them.

So loud was the wailing of the women and children that there was not one man among us whose heart did not bleed at the sound.

Status, worry and comparison are ways to madness, not victory.

The scandal happened and I made the best of it. I kind of feel like in the end it was a blessing.

When I saw for the first time by the Word of God that sickness was not the Will of God, everything in my nature rose up to defeat the will of the devil.

It is so important to balance orthodoxy with orthopraxy.

I really love fashion and style.

Experience, as we know, has a way of boiling over, and making us correct our present formulas.