I said [ Barack Obama], the founder of ISIS. Obviously, I'm being sarcastic.But not that sarcastic, to be honest with you.

Nothing is easy, but who wants nothing?

There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.

I am the only one who can make America truly great again!

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

Don’t be afraid of being unique. It’s like being afraid of your best self.

I could stand in the middle Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters.

If you're going to be thinking anyway, think big!

Always try to learn from other people's mistakes, not your own- it is much cheaper that way!

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

In our effort to be honest about our problems, it is not necessary that we cease to be mindful of our potential.

Man is whoever he thinks he is, within his own boundaries.

Throughout his life, whenever he became convinced that a course of action was right, the desire to follow it had come automatically.

We fear our highest possibility (as well as our lowest one). We are generally afraid to become that which we can glimpse in our most perfect moments.

I don't let myself 'surf' on the Web, or I would probably drown.

I wish we could launch a ground-breaking competition that motivates kids to invent new ideas in sustainable living.

I was under the impression I had signed a three-year contract. I want to be back. I expect to be back. I will be back.

When you're eight years old, nothing is any of your business.

Where, but in the simplicity of the Gospel, can you hear about both the dignity of man and the misery of man?

I despise this weakness in myself - this endless one-sided conversation that takes the place of action.