I said, I'm on this TV show and I love doing it, but I don't want to be known always as the silly "Scrubs" guy... So part of me was like, You know what? Life's short. Let's go for it.

I was mad when I heard The Amazing Race wasn't about white people.

I was kosher until I had my Bar Mitzvah, and I parlayed officially becoming a man into telling my father I wanted to eat cheeseburgers.

I once fisted two babies and then used the corpses as boxing gloves to fight off the grieving parents.

It's all about being a part of something in the community, socializing with people who share interests and coming together to help improve the world we live in.

In New York, we tip everyone. We tip doormen, we tip cab drivers, and we tip bartenders at the bar. You'll get quite an evil eye if you don't leave a tip at the bar.

I like hot dogs. I like eggplant. I like pizza and creamed corn and beer. But I don't like Arabs.

The best way to travel abroad is to live with the locals.

I don't mind it if blacks want equal rights, as long as they mean rights equal to a dog

It turns out Superman is weak to Kryptonite and horses.

Women have the right to choose what do with their own bodies. They can take it in the cooch or in the pooper. But that's where their right to choose stops, in my opinion.

...there remained a strange formality between them, and her pleasure in his presence felt too much like missing him had felt during the last week.

I leave before being left. I decide.

The sky broke like an egg into full sunset and the water caught fire.

I really like to sometimes go into food detox and eat very simply.

Sometimes the greatest deterrent to a great marriage is believing you have a perfect marriage.

You cannot love an employee into creativity, although you can ... avoid his dissatisfactions with the way you treat him.

I want to go about like the light-footed goats.

I think more people now have relationships with agents than with editors. And I don't have an agent.

There was too much hatred in the world; it was manifestly as dangerous as gunpowder, yet people let it lie about, in the way of ignition.

There's no wrong move on stage. You can do no wrong if you just trust your instincts.