I said, 'Ooh, Dad, I want the yellow ones.' He said, 'Where?' I said, 'Right there, Dad. I want the yellow ones.' Everybody goes, 'Those are green'. That's how I knew I was colorblind.

I treat everyone as a friend, but if they betray me, that's it. They're out of my life in one way or another.

I was pretty much a homebody; didn't really go to school dances, never went to a prom. I was a bit of a loner, a geek.

Being in drag for three months - I now have an idea of what women go through. At least maybe a little.

With all the horror in the world and all the crap that's going on, for an hour and a half you go eat some popcorn and laugh with your friends. That's what a movie is all about.

Though it's a small price to pay, shaving my head has opened more doors than I ever thought possible.

Theres so much to becoming a woman.

I like girls who don't mind that I hang out with my friends.

I give people my heart and my full attention.

I was a mechanic at a go-cart place, a deejay at a roller rink, a telemarketer in New York, a grocery bagger.

I'm into classic games like Donkey Kong, and also collect vintage tour t-shirts - everything from Olivia Newton-John to Duran Duran. I've got a Chicago one worth $100.

Life is an exciting adventure. You must adventurous to fully embrace life.

One principle reason why men are so often useless is that they ... divide and shift their attention among a multitude of objects and pursuits.

God wants to father all of us until we're dead sure of his approval, his guiding power and his promise of heaven.

What we would like to do is change the world - make it a little simpler for people to feed, clothe, and shelter themselves as God intended for them to do.

In a world of commoditized knowledge, the returns go to the companies who can produce non-standard knowledge.

The only really good piece of advice I have for my students is, 'Write something you'd never show your mother or father. And you know what they say? I could never do that!'

If brevity is the soul of wit then brevity and levity are the whole of it.

I often feel like books find us for reasons, and we read them when we need them the most.

No one can be as calculatedly rude as the British, which amazes Americans, who do not understand studied insult and can only offer abuse as a substitute.

I wonder if this is how is is with all evil men, that to someone, they look just like good men, talk like good men, are just as likable as good men.