I said in my earlier book, and find no reason for retracting my statement, that the famous Jewish sense of humour got lost in transit to Israel.

An Englishman, even if he is alone, forms an orderly queue of one.

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners.

The man who is not afraid of danger is not a hero, but a psychopath.

You can keep a dog: but it is the cat who keeps people, because cats find humans useful domestic animals.

In England only uneducated people show off their knowledge; nobody quotes Latin or Greek authors in the course of conversation, unless he has never read them.

Many Continentals think life is a game; the English think cricket is a game.

A dog will flatter you but you have to flatter the cat.

I asked many friends if Australian anti-intellectualism was still a living force and they all told me it was. If you are above average intelligence, hide this embarrassing fact.

The English are always ready to admire anything so long as they can queue up.

The British suffer from a most unfortunate superiority complex - unjustified even under Victoria and most certainly hopelessly out-of-date today.

There is only one you.And there will never be another one.Thats your power

I talk to children like adults and to adults like children.

You are a good dancer in your soul. Let's release it!

Many people with physical disabilities have romantic lives and good marriages to partners who see past their disabilities and recognize all of the things they can do.

If a man is often the subject of conversation he soon becomes the subject of criticism.

Some people give gifts in order to bewilder, confuse, and manipulate their recipients.

It’s not always enough to be forgiven by someone, in most cases we have to forgive ourselves first.

Don't be afraid. Human birth is full of suffering and one has to endure everything patiently, taking the Name of God. None, not even God in human form can escape the sufferings of the body and mind.

O jest unseen, inscrutable, invisible, As a nose on a man's face, or a weathercock on a steeple.

It saves a lot of trouble if, instead of having to earn money and save it, you can just go and borrow it.