I said you LOOKED like an egg, Sir. And some eggs are very pretty, you know.

The chief difficulty Alice found at first was in managing her flamingo.

I can't go back to yesterday - because I was a different person then.

I'm not strange, weird, off, nor crazy, my reality is just different from yours.

You know what the issue is with this world? Everyone wants some magical solution to their problem and everyone refuses to believe in magic.

Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.

I'm doubtful about the temper of your flamingo. Shall I try the experiment?

One of the secrets of life is that all that is really worth the doing is what we do for others.

Why is it that people with the most narrow of minds seem to have the widest of mouths?

If you limit your actions in life to things that nobody can possibly find fault with, you will not do much!

You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret... All the best people are!

Elections are won by men and women chiefly because most people vote against somebody rather than for somebody.

Millions of beauties and splendors are waiting for you. You go on moving around and around, never entering into the temple of life. The door is the heart.

Family ... the home of all social evil, a charitable institution for comfortable women, an anchorage for house-fathers, and a hell for children.

Always care and love that which makes you happy.

We seldom speak of what we have but often of what we lack.

It is notorious that no war between countries elicits as much hate and cruelty as civil war, in which there is no lack of acquaintance between the two warring sides.

Behind every successful man is a proud wife and a surprised mother-in-law.

Our greatest good, and what we least can spare, Is hope: the last of all our evils, fear.

My calling, as one imperfect human, is to celebrate and uphold life every time I get the chance.

Necessity inspires the fatal thought.