I sat up in bed. My T-shirt was soaking wet. My pillow was wet. My hair was wet. And my room was sticky and humid.

I have been bent and broken, but - I hope - into a better shape.

Mortals. I envy you. You think you can change things. Stop the universe. Undo what was done long before you came along. You are such beautiful creatures.

The right thing and the easy thing are never the same.

Knowing you don't have much time left changes things. You get kind of philosophical. And you figure things out-more like, they figure themselves out-and everything gets real clear.

There are no coincidences.

Because saving the people you love isn't stupid. It isn't even a choice

Who can judge the judge?

I'll love you until the day after forever.

It almost felt like she was sucking it all out of me, like she sucked on that sticky red lollipop, the one she kept licking as she drove.

the whole way down, I was only thinking one thing . . . L E N A

What are men? Children who doubt.

Dying may just be the best thing that ever happened to me.

Critics are like eunuchs in a harem: they know how it's done they've seen it done every day but they're unable to do it themselves.

Screenwriting is not an artform, it is a punishment from God.

Emotionally I am an atheist. I don't have the evidence to prove that God doesn't exist, but I so strongly suspect he doesn't that I don't want to waste my time.

Plan the sale when you plan the ad

Those who won our independence by revolution were not cowards.

Amazing products, cats. And real simple to manufacture.

I feel like I experienced my 20s in all their glory and all their disastrousness.

Hold no grudges and practice forgiveness. This is the key to having peace in all your relationships.