I sat with my two best friends, knowing beyond a shadow of a doubt that only two of us would make it out of there alive. Though I did tend to exaggerate.

You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it was a 2 by 4.--T-SHIRT

I stop fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now. T-shirt

We're like the Three Musketeers, searching for truth and justice and the American way.: Glitch snorted. "More like the Three Blind Mice, stumbling around trying to find a hunk of cheese in the dark.

I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica.

There is a great need for a sarcasm font.

Reyes Farrow. Because perfection is a dirty job, but someone has to do it.

I totally should've gone to Hogwarts when I had the chance.

I lowered the gun but didn’t holster it. Not just yet. She could turn out to be psychotic. Or a door-to-door salesperson.

I meant to behave. There were just too many other options.--T-SHIRT

Chocolate and coffee ? Together ? Whoever came up with that combination should have won a Nobel Peace Prize. Or at least a subscription to Reader's Digest.

How terrible, " said Eragon, "to die alone, separate even from the one who is closest to you."

Progress means advancement in the path of upliftment – in the path of enlightenment – in the path of humanitarian glory.

One day, may we all meet together in the light of understanding.

The soul attracts that which it secretly harbors - that which it loves, and also that which it fears.

Everyone has a price, the important thing is to find out what it is.

I never did very well in math - I could never seem to persuade the teacher that I hadn't meant my answers literally.

The philosophers likewise assume that in Nature there is nothing in vain, so that everything that is not the product of human industry serves a certain purpose, which may be known or unknown to us.

Public Broadcasting is a sandbox for the rich. The NEA and the HEH are simply enclaves of the left using your money to propagandize your children against your values.

There is no conflict between science and religion. Conflict only arises from an incomplete knowledge of either science or religion, or both.

The art of writing has for backbone some fierce attachment to an idea.