I saw Brahms's Hungarian Rhapsody on television when I was two. Tom and Jerry were playing it together. I thought, 'Hey, if a cat can play like that, why can't I?'

Just love what you are doing, and try to play more.

The male gender remembers only the things that entertain them.

Self-discipline is a self-enlarging process.

Educate the masses, elevate their standard of intelligence, and you will certainly have a successful nation.

A bad system will beat a good person every time.

Marilyn was mean. Terribly mean. The meanest woman I have ever met around this town. I have never met anybody as mean as Marilyn Monroe or as utterly fabulous on the screen.

If Diet Coke did not exist it would have been neccessary to invent it.

The NIH syndrome (Not Invented Here) is a disease.

This may surprise you, but I was arrested in high school.

I would tell you I love you, Sir, if I knew what it was to love.

These, Gentlemen, are the opinions upon which I base my facts.