I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting!

My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that.

Standing in the park, I was wondering why a frisbee looks larger the closer it gets...then it hit me

I went to a Karaoke Bar last night that didn't play any 70s music, at first I was afriad, oh I was petrified

My dad has a weird hobby; he collects empty bottles... which sounds so much better than "alcoholic."

My father is schizophrenia, but he's good people.

So what if I cant spell Armageddon, its not the end of the world.

So what if I can't spell Armaggedon? ... it's not the end of the world.

Even though I'm proud by dad invented the rear-view mirror, we're not as close as we appear.

You know who really gives kids a bad name? Posh and Becks.

I quit my job at the helium gas factory. I didn't like being spoken to in that voice.

Self-esteem is not a luxury

Women do have an affinity for evil, for believing that no woman is to be trusted, but that some men are too innocent to protect themselves.

My knowledge of electrical subjects was not acquired in a methodical manner but was picked up from such books as I could get hold of and from such experiments as I could make with my own hands.

We try to magnify the difference between Americans and the English. In real life they like the same music and dress the same. It's really much more similar than anyone thinks or how we show it.

People get a lot out of being religious. They have strong senses of community and mutual support. So, what's not to love [there]?

Lord I disbelieve - help thou my unbelief.

Psychology motivates the quality of analysis and puts it to use. Psychology is the driver and analysis is the road map.

You have a lifetime to learn technique. But I can teach you what is more important than technique, how to see; learn that and all you have to do afterwards is press the shutter.

To hate and to fear is to be psychologically ill. It is in fact the consuming illness of our time.

Modern music and artistry would look and sound completely different if not for the groundbreaking contributions Michael Jackson gifted to the world.