I saw a man with a wooden leg and a real foot.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

It wouldn't happen... There hasn't been one publication by a monkey

To win the heart of men, always be yourself.

By the time the Somnambulist had set her creaking bones to rest on their assigned landing pad, Holden had lost all patience with human stupidity.So, of course, it came out to meet him.

I don't trust him. We're friends.

If I had not been a monk, I would have become an engineer.

Dogs are very, very pleasant with people that they're connected to.

[Donald] Trump is instructive.For Trump, it was that the global economy and the international world order were failing regular people.

A people's speech is the skin of its culture.

The United States is a country where everybody can start again.

And since Italy was involved in the space station as well as signed an agreement with NASA. And when the possibility to enter the 1996 Mission Specialist class.