I saw a vegetarian wearing a furry coat. so I looked closer. it was made of grass.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

You will find joy in everyday life with a heart of thankfulness.

Oh, that this too, too sullied flesh would melt, Thaw, and resolve itself into a dew, Or that the Everlasting had not fixed. His canon 'gainst self-slaughter!

Questions create the only light that can permeate a formidable truth.

MOTHER' A flower of our Life's garden, which we don't wanna let it withers ever.

I am stuck in traffic in a taxicabwhich is typicaland not just of modern life

For the great benefits of our being- our life health and reason-we look upon ourselves.

People who really have Ki don't feel it because everything happens naturally within them.

A European brewery has purchased Anheuser-Busch, the makers of Budweiser, for $52 billion. Which is a a shame because if they had waited until happy hour, they could have paid half that.

The basis for poetry and scientific discovery is the ability to comprehend the unlike in the like and the like in the unlike.

Life breaks us all, but you're stronger in the places that were broken. Or you can essentially crumble, give up, and, you know, waste your life.