I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah. He was trying to pull a fast one.

Velcro: what a rip-off.

Black beauty - he's a dark horse.

You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox.

Ive decided to sell my Hoover… well, it was just collecting dust.

I went out on a date with Simile. I don't know what I metaphor.

I was reading a book... 'the history of glue' - I couldn't put it down.

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.

So I said to the gym instructor: 'Can you teach me to do the splits?' He said: 'How flexible are you?' I said: I can't make Tuesdays.'

So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red.

I took part in the sun-tanning Olympics – I just got bronze.

If you can dream it, you can do it. Always remember that this whole thing was started with a dream and a mouse.

If you judge art by its cover, you efface the very essence of it

Worship the God with your whole heart.

I present myself to you in a form suitable to the relationship I wish to achieve with you.

When you have a child yourself, you go back and think about how you were parented, how you were mothered and what your parents did for you, and you just want to be able to call and ask them.

Reading is a huge effort for many people, a bore for others, and, believe it or not, many people prefer watching TV.

One of the many interesting and surprising experiences of the beginner in child analysis is to find in even very young children a capacity for insight which is often far greater than that of adults.

I think that most art is asking a question or is looking for something, looking for answers and that is what life seems to be about for most people.

I think that I could see Darwin having a relationship with Asia.

There are infinite possibilities.