I saw your wife the other day and she is ugly. I know, but she sure can cook.

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife. From my personal point of view, get an ugly girl to marry you.

An ugly woman cooks your meals on time, and she'll always treat you kind.

Why is joy not considered a fit subject for an artist?

Confront your fears. Find their root. Educate yourself. Reach out for help. Defeat your fears or they will defeat you. Never give up.

The Hiltons know how to put on a good wedding, that's all I can say.

Anger is poison. You must purge it from your mind or else it will corrupt your better nature.

Whoever, in the pursuit of science, seeks after immediate practical utility, may generally rest assured that he will seek in vain.

Some humans are mathematicians-others aren't.

I was a breakdancer as a kid. I was on one of the top break dancing teams in Australia.

After being let go from CBS and looking for a year for work, I will never catch myself complaining about being too busy.

Trust is congruence between what you say and what you do.

Jamaica has problems; America has problems; everywhere has problems.