I say if a novelty Christmas song is funny one time, then it is funny every time. - Calvin

You can present the material, but you can't make me care.

From now on, I'm not doing anything I don't want to do! The world owes me happiness, fulfillment and success.... I'm just here to cash in.

You know, maybe we don't need enemies.""Yeah, best friends aree about all I can take.

BE CAREFUL, OR BE ROADKILL!

Maybe we can eventually make language a complete impediment to understanding.

Only to close these eyesto sleep in the lap of loveand stay there forever.

Lessons from the past create hope for the future and action in the present.

I am better than my reputation.

[Marilyn Monroe] was a bit temperamental, a little diva-like, but she didn't deserve what she got.

Worry is thinking that has turned toxic. It is jarring music that goes round and round and never comes to either climax or conclusion.

Well, the Lord is going to get another one.

Releasing the emotional energy and focusing on acceptance dissipates anger and restores balance.

Happiness is no other than soundness and perfection of mind.

The awareness of imagery is part of living... a life which derives its power from within itself will focus on the perception... of images.

I think it [Brexit] is wonderful.We've got to decide in this country who we are.We made a momentous decision.It's a bit like a prison break.