I say on the air all time, "if you take what I say as gospel, you're an idiot."

You know, we all have our inner demons. I, for one - I can't speak for you, but I'm on the verge of moral collapse at any time. It can happen by the end of the show.

What we don't have a right to is healthcare, housing, or handouts. We don't have those rights.

Girl, you better check yourself before you wreck yourself!

Good for you, you have a heart, you can be a liberal. Now, couple your heart with your brain, and you can be a conservative.

Sometimes the hardest part of the journey is believing you're worthy of the trip.

The shadows are only the darkest when the light is at its brightest.

The moment you stop worrying about success is when success will happen.

Whoever thought a tiny candy bar should be called fun size was a moron.

If you have a priest that is pushing social justice, go find another parish. Go alert your bishop.

All men are created equal. It is what you do from there that makes the difference. We are all free agents in life. We make our own decisions. We control our own destiny.

Arrange whatever pieces come your way.

But I MUST say what I feel and think in some way — it is such a relief! But the effort is getting to be greater than the relief.

We say of some things that they can't be forgiven, or that we will never forgive ourselves. But we do--we do it all the time.

How wil we ever get out of this labyrinth of suffering?

His enthusiasm and willingness to use what he learned made him get ahead in Spanish.

We need to gather intelligence, but we need to do so legally.

Movies were a struggle for me - they didn't come easy.

I ran for myself, not Finland.

As long as experiencing your optimal level of good stress doesn't damage others, it's hard to objectively define where normal enjoyment of stimulation becomes adrenaline junkiehood.

Lawyers are like that famous vampire-bat, said to exist in Hungary, which seizes on a creature, and never lets go while there is blood left.