I say the word N-U-C-L-E-R the same way that George W. Bush says it.

I've been getting into drinking smoothies in the morning - I like those a lot.

I am trying to break free from my stripes addiction, but the pull is strong! I need help buying non-stripes.

We all wish there were more 'Bridesmaids' out there.

I'm a very boring person in my real life so I got to act out misbehaving fantasies was really fun.

As opposed to trying to make a kiss look romantic or sweet or passionate, it's kind of fun to just have the freedom to make it look weird, goofy and awkward.

I am wrestling with the overalls trend. I wore so many pairs in junior high, and no one thought they were cute. Perhaps I'll try them cuffed with a tasteful crop top?

It feels kind of naughty when you're swearing on set and you know it's gonna make it in unbleeped on the show.

I like the Moth podcast a lot. I listen to that.

I'm not conservative, but I am kind of clean living in my own life.

I used to like to make myself sad, so I would listen to Bill Callahan as Smog.

Now he must put into practice all his fine poetic thoughts about romantic love.

It is worth remembering that at some point in the very distant past, no human had ever drank milk from a cow.

Mornin', ladies. My goodness, don't you look happy. Must be cuttin' somebody up pretty good.

I think I've reached the point that I'm convinced enough of the reality of the ET presence and I'm not going to deny it and shy away from it.... It is time to open this up to the public.

We succeed, not alone by the laborious exertions of our faculties, be they small or great, but by the regular, thoughtful and systematic exercise of them.

I didn’t feel that there was much goodness in me.

I am open to conviction on all points except dinner and debts. I hold that the one must be eaten and the other paid.

Speaks well of a man to need a little something in this world. I wouldn't trust a man who could git through it cold sober.

with your name on my mouth and a kiss that never broke away from yours.

I'm a bad pessimist. I don't think about how successful any record I've ever done is going to do before it came out.