I see a lot of nice hotels, but I never really get to enjoy the cities, because I have to be on a plane the next day.

I don't want to die tomorrow knowing I could've had a piece of cake tonight.

There's 5 levels of fatness! Fluffy is one of the levels. There's big, healthy, husky, fluffy and damn.

Why do people measure life by the years instead of how good the years were?

I drink diet coke so I can eat regular cake.

Me racist? The only race I hate is the one you have to run.

Life is measured by how you lived it, not by the years.

With all the classes they offer at school, how come they don't have one for common sense?

When you go to Hawaii, it's all about "Aloha." It means hello, goodbye and I love you.

You live by the cake, you die by the cake.

I had to travel half way across the world to be called an American.

They never opened the door which leads to the soul.

If you want to ask one question, ask yourself, what are you giving to the universe and only that will be returned.

I think my mom put it best. She said, 'Little girls soften their daddy's hearts.'

Look within, thou art the Buddha.

I would never call a neighbor an enemy. But I would request the neighbor to be a good neighbor, to see that the neighbor's interest is a stable prosperous neighbor, a neighbor that is doing well.

There are no limits on how much the heart can love, the mind can imagine, or the human being can achieve.

I am always writing a potpourri of music. I want to give the world escapism through the wonder of great music and to reach the masses.

The idea that cinema can be dangerous is a great idea.

All my writing has been an effort to sort out the paradoxes of my life.

Frame every so-called disaster with these words: In five years, will this matter?