I see dead Presidents. Lincoln, Jefferson, Franklin, and Washington.

Not a single person has died of boredom reading this book.

Many small businesses would rather face an angry barbarian horde than tackle their cash flow statement or price a new product.

If you don’t laugh reading this book I’ll eat my pocket protector. Wait, did I just admit I had a pocket protector?

There is nothing that is going to make people hate you more, and love you more, than telling the truth.

A little while, their hunger unfulfilled, The mothlike worlds flit 'round the guttering sun.("Ephemera")

Let me just say it out loud so we can laugh together: You're going to find Johnny Depp, take him back to Vahalal, and put him in a zoo?

But think of how much worse it would be to sit here, not knowing. Until the Dead choke the Ratterlin and Hedge walks across the dry bed of the river to batter down the door.

I was never punished for my ignorance

You can't prepare for the things that change your life. They come suddenly and unannounced.

Oh, how terribly backwards, and yet sadly common, it is to sit scowling at family all the day long and then quickly put on a smile for strangers who drop by.

The American people are both anxious for change. We're in a time of flux.

Nothing in Christianity is original.

On that Sunday morning the first thing that impressed the people who approached the tomb was the unusual position of the one and a half to two ton stone that had been lodged in front of the doorway.