I see myself as a huge dork that laughs at my own jokes and forgets to shower sometimes.

I've always grown up as a tomboy and don't see myself as much of a girly girl, but when the time comes, it's fun to play dress up and embrace my femininity.

One man in a thousand, Solomon says.Will stick more close than a brother.And it's worth while seeking him half your daysIf you find him before the other.---The Thousandth Man

You Do Not Know Is in You— an Inexhaustible Fountain of Ideas. Another reason for writing a diary is to discover that the ideas in you are an inexhaustible fountain.

In the pulpit, were supposed to present the teaching with all of its unvarnished clarity, but when you step out of the pulpit, you have to meet people where they are and try to walk with them.

New York is a theme park for people with IQs over 108.

Success in any endeavor does not happen by accident. Rather, it’s the result of deliberate decisions, conscious effort, and immense persistence...all directed at specific goals.

My stuff is my stuff. I do it for my own reasons, using my own peculiar set of guidelines. I'm not a student of the genre. I don't care what anybody else does.

I had just wanted to be part of a story; I wanted to be a person who had a story to tell.

The tendency in comedy is to have a character who's stupid get more stupid, because you're trying to top yourself and not just repeat.

favor de dejar un especimim em este copa para el doctor what? she told you to pee in a cup, i think that means get lost

We always welcome when somebody says he or she is ready to work with Russia.