I see people, as they approach me, trying to make up their minds whether they'll 'say something about it' or not. I hate if they do, and if they don't.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

It is in the deconstruction of ourselves that we begin to build our lives.

Then how about this: Remember Austin Gollaher, because what we do matters, even if we don't end up in history books.

By giving away with kindness, you get it back with greatness.

Nobody wants to be a part of your story. Everybody wants you to elaborate on their fantasies.

God gives wisdom to who dare ask for it.

Forever doesn't exist because it hasn't started yet.

No one knows what a marriage is like except the two people in it - and sometimes one of them doesn't know.

It took me 35 years of being involved at a decent level of football to become manager at a great club like Celtic.

My goal is to simplify complexity. I just want to build stuff that really simplifies our base human interaction.

Don't you feel the same way? When I cannot see myself, even though I touch myself, I wonder if I really exist.