I see that you get all your info on Catholicism from thriller novels.

Many marriages would have been laid to rest a long time ago, if they were not on a life-support machine called other people’s opinions and/or expectations.

Young man, young man, your arm's too short to box with God.

Does Martin Luther King really want his birthday commercialized?

As the music played over the speakers and the waterfall in the pool filled the silence around us, I knew that without a doubt I had just been ruined.

You know who's upset now with ISIS? Al Qaeda. It's because ISIS is getting more attention than Al Qaeda. So now, Saturday night will be Ayman al-Zawahiri bobblehead night.

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door.

Of course things you don't know about are always nicer'n things you do, same as the pertater on 'tother side of the plate is always the biggest.

As the universe accepted our show, more people began to accept me.

The human mind will not be confined to any limits.

I believe the military should be wary of diplomacy until war is declared; then the State Department should keep its nose out and let the military do whatever is necessary to win.