I see you've destroyed another police vehicle. Perhaps you now hold the record.

If you don't go after what you want, you'll never have it. If you don't ask, the answer is always no. If you don't step forward, you're always in the same place.

Life is like a moustache. It can be wonderful or terrible. But it always tickles.

Love is not enough. But, it is the rock on which all else stands.

know what you want, work to get it, then value it once you have it.

Feeling too much is a hell of a lot better than feeling nothing.

If you don't step forward, you're always in the same place.

Some things in life are out of your control. You can make it a party or a tragedy.

It's hard to resist a bad boy who's a good man.

Love and magic have a great deal in common. they enrich the soul, delight the heart. And they both take practice.

People and relationships never stop being a work in progress

Before I can tell my life what I want to do with it, I must listen to my life telling me who I am.

I needed him like I needed air to breathe.

Writing fiction or nonfiction is a lonely battle wrestling with sentences in an effort to put together an intelligible thought that speaks for the author.

Texas humor and Southern humor are pretty similar.

For a man who likes to talk, Fidel Castro does very few interviews.

There are so many brilliant women on television right now.

If everything you do works, then you're not taking many risks and probably aren't innovating either.

I know that at one time, the Arctic was the tropics. And I guess I wonder what caused that? Was it dinosaur farts? I don’t know.

I was referred to Mike Jones from the concierge at a Marriott hotel when I asked for a masseur... It was during the massage that it started to become sensual, and that led to him masturbating me.

I like the fervor of religious music, the zealous aspect - that preachers can go from a conversational cadence into this passionate singing.