I shop at a computer store called 'Your Crap's Already Obsolete'.

Who watches golf on TV? Who calls eight friends over and gets a keg of beer? Landscapers, I guess. They sit around the TV, yelling, "Will you look at that golf path?Pure pea gravel."

Whoever came up with ice fishing must have had the worst marriage on the planet.

This FEMINIST Goes Hard.

Someone ... tell us what's important, because we no longer know.

While death is sadly inevitable, our grief will soon pass like a swallowed penny through one’s bowels.Painful change just takes time.

He promised us that everything would be OK. I was a child, but I knew that everything would not be OK. That did not make my father a liar. It made him my father.

President James Garfield could write in Latin with one hand while writing in Greek with the other. I would give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Don't be pessimistic Because, today, the sun hasn't shone It probably won't next year And you'll then be 61

Memory, I realize, can be an unreliable thing; often it is heavily coloured by the circumstances in which one remembers.

Be the compromise you want to see in the world.

I am not my thoughts, feelings, circumstances of changing events in life, I am the awareness, the alertness, the changeless which remains present behind it.

I whispered, 'I am too young,' and then, 'I am old enough'; wherefore I threw a penny to find out if I might love.