I shot that sucker right in the gumpy." Grandma Mazur

You're a marshmallow. Soft and sweet and when you get heated up you go all gooey and delicious."-

The 'Barnaby' books were always intended to be graphic novels.

I'm done with men. I have a hamster. That's all I need.

When I was six years old I sprinkled sugar on my head, convinced myself it was pixie dust, wished myself invisible, and walked into the boys' bathroom at school.

My Spanish is limited to burrito and taco.

Calories don’t count if they’re connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this.

-You're gloating, Max. It's not flattering. Somebody needs to teach you a little humility.- -A good woman could do that.- -She'd have to be armed and dangerous.-

Its always nice to have a stud muffin at the table.

Only men you can count on these days are Ben and Jerry.

Personally, I'm a lazy kind of guy, and leaving the door open on the mystical saves me work. I don't have to stress my brain trying to explain the unexplainable. It's magic. End of discussion.

Thankful another tomorrow greetsAs I drink from cup of time And prepare to lock the door behind meand leave it to others

Happiness is when you realize that your kids have grown up to be AWESOME people!

Don't be fooled, Clara. No one's new and shiny. Not really.

Youth is happy because it has the ability to see beauty. Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty never grows old.

I love what I do, and when I don't love what I do, I'll make a change.

You are always someones favorite unfolding story

Don't underestimate the power of events that happened a long time ago. That is the tragic flaw of modern man.

No man can be an agnostic who has a sense of humour.

I'm drawn to making movies about contemporary life. The reason I choose institutions is because they provide a limit, a boundary.

You people are right - I am for equal rights for women. I am for that female jobs such as feeding husband and children be considered as valuable as male jobs.