I should have mixed something stronger than Coke floats.

What if I was the sexual equivalent of popcorn? Suitable for light snacking only?

The worst memories stick with us, while the nice ones always seem to slip through our fingers.

Chocolate says "I'm sorry" so much better than words.

You don't know me. Don't ever think you know me. The only things you know about me are the things you made me do, and that illustrates your character, not mine.

I am not cute. I am the dreaded Grim Reaper. People fear me, you know. There's a whole song about it.

At least you don’t need a prescription for tequila.

Stay for me. Stay with me. There will never be anyone else. Not in my bed. Not in my life. And not in my heart.

If she were going to die, I'd already be screaming. I'm a female bean sidhe. That's what we do.

You know, most girls sleep with a teddy bear or an extra pillow. But I gotta say, that's kinda hot.

...sometimes compassion is the greater part of honor.

For their holidays: the rich go see the world

The most peaceable way for you, if you do take a thief, is, to let him show himself what he is and steal out of your company.

He’d only ever seen her twice, only talked to her once, but as he now gazed upon her, he realized that he’d missed her all day long.

Fate is what Heaven imparts.

Having the ambition of becoming Olympic champion is a whole different ambition from wanting to be the greatest.

Vodka! That's a child's drink, why am I drinking this stupid drink, oh and why am I on a traffic island?

Just go on..and faith will soon return.

I was made to believe that my life was going to be fixed and it wasn't. I'm still the same loser who had flown to Los Angeles on my sister's frequent flier miles just six days before.

My goal with everything that I do is to present things in a way that I would want to see if I was in the audience or buying the record.

I love the interplay with other smart and creative people who have got better ideas than I do and that I can bring something to, as well.