I should have written that down. - Dilbert

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

The maintenance man is moving the thermostat in our office today. I started talking with him about the

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

You don't have to be a 'person of influence' to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.

A seed only begins to manifest its greatest potential the day it is buried in dirt.

If God could transcribe my heart, it'd still read "I love you".

The steady expansion of welfare programs can be taken as a measure of the steady disintegration of the Negro family structure over the past generation in the United States.

Once you say you're going to settle for second, that's what happens to you in life.

Men are never really willing to die except for the sake of freedom: therefore they do not believe in dying completely.

We are not a club or a Sunday school class, but a school of the woods.

We become innocent when we are unfortunate.

Just to travel is rather boring, but to travel with a purpose is educational and exciting.

Love is the pass-key to the heart.

We have been given the gift of life in this perplexing world to become who we ultimately are: creatures of boundless love, caring compassion, and wisdom.