I should like the whole race of nurses to be abolished: children should be with their mother as much as possible, in my opinion.

The chief difficulty Alice found at first was in managing her flamingo.

I can't go back to yesterday - because I was a different person then.

I'm not strange, weird, off, nor crazy, my reality is just different from yours.

You know what the issue is with this world? Everyone wants some magical solution to their problem and everyone refuses to believe in magic.

Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.

I'm doubtful about the temper of your flamingo. Shall I try the experiment?

One of the secrets of life is that all that is really worth the doing is what we do for others.

Why is it that people with the most narrow of minds seem to have the widest of mouths?

If you limit your actions in life to things that nobody can possibly find fault with, you will not do much!

You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret... All the best people are!

There is no competition of sounds between a nightingale and a violin.

Laws forbidding adoptees from accessing their original birth certificates are outdated and need to be changed today.

You can't do that, it makes too much sense.

A boy's story is the best that is ever told.

Appreciate your surroundings and be grateful for it and that's when good things happen.

I spent a majority of my life in Kansas City, so I am a Chiefs and Royals guy. I used to work for the Royals for like five years in the suites department and in the stadium club restaurant.

There's a boom in genealogy now. With ancestry.com and other sites digitizing so many of the records, you can now find things in a few minutes that used to take months.

Change is a threat when done to me, but an opportunity when done by me.

We are all now connected by the Internet, like neurons in a giant brain.

It's great extremes which leads to great drama and great comedy.