I should never be left alone with my mind for too long.

You are unique, and this is a beautiful, beautiful thing, grasshopper.

People aren't always what you want them to be

And that is how change happens. One gesture. One person. One moment at a time.

Free the snow globes!

It's always darkest before the ultimate sparkle.

Board the cows! We've come to enslave your marigolds.

All things are possible.

I've had so many bikini waxes, I cry every time I see a Popsicle stick.

I'm sorry, Gemma. But we can't live in the light all of the time. You have to take whatever light you can hold into the dark with you.

It is a giggle full of high spirits and merry mischief, proof that we never lose our girlish selves, no matter what sort of women we become.

To eat, drink, arise, awake etc. are all religion (dharma) of the body. One has not come into one’s own Self Religion (atma dharma) even for a second. Had he done so, he would never ever leave God.

Hoga Gothyelk no longer felt anger, not truly -- only varieties of sorrow.

He was dead. However, his nose throbbed painfully, which he thought odd in the circumstances.

The L.A. weather is a lot like Taiwan's, where you don't observe four seasons, so the years can pass and you don't feel a thing.

Only thing going through my mind is stay loose and stay fast.

If you got it, flaunt it may be decent advice for prostitutes, but no one else.

What a silly fellow must he be who would do the devil's work for free.

We're all divided souls, we've got two natures in us, You measure schizophrenia not by the fact that you're divided but how well the divisions speak to one another.

Now women in comedy is a trendy topic, and people are hungering for women's voices in a way that they haven't before.

The only ones who like Milton Berle are his mother - and the public.