I should only have been as lucky as Valentino, in the movies - I didnt have to be a gigolo. In real life.

The Thin Man was a good break, because it was highly popular. I played a gigolo in it.

Bugsy Siegel. The mobster with the beautiful blue eyes.

They would glue the wig to the front of my forehead, and after a while it would give me a headache.

Well, you know what they say in Hollywood - the most important thing is being sincere, even if you have to fake it.

In the future, all robots will act like Don Knotts.

Due to a big bust in Cuba, my father's business suffered badly, so I was free to choose my own career. I became a professional dancer, and I went on the road and started making real money.

Because of my age and because there's more work on the small screen. What it's missing in quality it makes up for in quantity. From an actor's selfish point of view.

I'm satisfied to go in at the bottom - that's the best way to learn what things are all about.

I can't date women my own age any more - I hate going to cemeteries.

They say the camera never lies. It lies every day.

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

When I was under house arrest, it was the BBC that spoke to me - I listened.

I have high-definition television, because I felt the lack of resolution was affecting my ability to solve cases on C.S.I.

Lottery tickets are a surtax on desperation.

Either you look back and deal with your hypocrisy, or you dismiss it.

I have my dream job! As a young person training as an actor, walking on the WB studio lot is a dream in itself.

I listen to gospel music.

Once wealth and beauty are gone, there is always rural life.

In science consensus is irrelevant. What is relevant is reproducible results.

I'm proposing on one level that hallucinogens be thought of as almost as social pheromones that regulate the rate at which language develops, and therefore regulate human culture generally.