I should prefer to die laughing, and, on more than one occasion, thought I might.

Not to like ice cream is to show oneself uninterested in food.

What distinguishes us one from another is our dreams, and what we do to make them come about.

Of the seven deadly sins, only envy is no fun at all.

In recompense, envy may be the subtlest - perhaps I should say the most insidious - of the seven deadly sins.

The pleasure of jogging and running is rather like that of wearing a fur coat in Texas in August: the true joy comes in being able to take the damn thing off.

I myself think anti-Semitism is about envy.

I am not merely a habitual quoter but an incorrigible one. I am, I may as well face it, more quotatious than an old stock-market ticker-tape machine, except that you can't unplug me.

A cat is the only domestic animal I know who toilet trains itself and does a damned impressive job of it.

I just know so many people who have six or seven foreign languages and have read everything and have musical training and they are still dorks

That wine drinking is more effete than beer drinking? No question.

Afloat.We move: Delicious! Ah, What else is like the gondola?

We have a problem now with parents stealing their kids' CDs, so the roles have been reversed.

The only unchangable certainty in life is that nothing is unchangable or certain.

The Medici made me and the Medici destroyed me.

People who don't vote have no line of credit with people who are elected and thus pose no threat to those who act against our interests.

Even Christoph Waltz's character, Colonel Landa in 'Inglourious Basterds', I never judged him.

Life works on strange laws of nature (Karma). One never knows when a friend turns enemy & vice-versa. Rely on your Self; self-reliance

Let us not satisfy ourselves with a knowledge of God in the mass; a glance upon a picture never directs you to the discerning the worth and art of it.

I was like any other inner-city kid with a chip on his shoulder because his daddy and his mommy wasn't together.

Choose your exercise using the same criteria you'd apply to choosing a date - that is, attractive to you and able to hold your interest for an hour.