I shouldn't be near Vegas and have money in my pocket.

I sing seriously to my mom on the phone. To put her to sleep, I have to sing 'Maria' from West Side Story. When I hear her snoring, I hang up.

I immediately said yes for one reason and one reason only....Netflix rhymes with Wet Chicks.

Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.

Hanukkah is...the festival of lights, instead of one day of presents, we get eight crazy nights

Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.

It's hard to soar with the eagles when you're surrounded by turkeys.

On this lovely, lovely Hanukkah, drink your gin and tonica.

Feels good to try, but playing a father, I'm getting a little older. I see now that I'm taking it more serious and I do want that lifestyle.

Of course, I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest.

So let me do the dishes in our kitchen sink, put you to bed when youve had too much to drink. Oh, it could be so nice to grow old with you, I wanna grow old with you.

Other dancers weave through our lives, sometimes stirring our deep soul's fires.

One of the happiest moments in a father's life is when his children treat him like a brother.

Why should you care so much about what others think of you, than what you think about yourself?

Our school education ignores, in a thousand ways, the rules of healthy development.

If there was time on the clock there was a chance.

I normally get paid tens of millions of pounds to fight and I ended up fighting for free. I don't like fighting for free.

Gerald Green is a fine Coach and Trainer, I have every confidence in his professionalism.

The snows and the roses of yesterday are vanished; And what is love but a rose that fades?

I spend a frightening amount of money on books.

One of the first things I think young people, especially nowadays, should learn is how to see for yourself and listen for yourself and think for yourself.