I sighed and put Slayer between the front seats. "Stay here. Guard the car." Saiman shut the door. "Is the sword sentient?" "No. But I like to pretend it is.

Now climb, young grasshopper, so your Kung Fu won't be weak.

Black hair, angelic face, and devil eyes.

Strawberry Shortcake called, she wants her outfit back

First rule of bodyguard detail: know where your 'body' is at all times.

If the sky could dream, it would dream of dragons.

The decorator of Las Colimas must have been a great admirer of both early Aztec and late Taco Bell architectural styles.

I'm welding the bimbo room shut.

She can tell you the height of the attacker from the trigonometry of the blood spatter, while I'm fuzzy on what trigonometry is.

I had forgotten that talking to you is like trying to pet a cactus." Saiman said dryly. "Thank you for reminding me." "Always happy to oblige.

Your headlights don't scare me.

To experience the spirit of peace, one must have freedom.Neither can be obtained without the other.

The only quality that distinguishes the greats from the masses, is the unwillingness to give up.

Poets are sitting in my kitchen. Why do these poets lie? Why do children get children and Did you hear what it said?

People often say that the beginning of the rainy season is a bad time for sick people

We have to have great pitching performances from our guys, and we have to take it from there.

Mrs. Ballinger is one of the ladies who pursue Culture in bands, as though it were dangerous to meet it alone.

Prosperity seems to be scarcely safe, unless it be mixed with a little adversity.

The EU will not stop wars: it wants an army to fight them.

Gold is the key, whatever else we try; and that sweet metal aids the conqueror in every case, in love as well as war.

When I was 3 years old, my parents got a dog. I was jealous of the dog, so they got rid of me.