I simply decided that dope wasn't worth the ritual.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

It’s not enough to hear or think about the truth, we must experience it for ourselves if we are to truly know it.

The joy of the young is to disobey - but the trouble is that there are no longer any orders.

An unused life is an early death.

Take your work seriously but never take yourself seriously and do not take what happens either to yourself or your work seriously.

People say, 'I love my wrinkles.' I don't love my wrinkles - come on!

Pure draughtsmen are philosophers and dialecticians. Colourists are epic poets.

You know it's going to hurt, you know you are going to struggle, but you Have to work on your form, stay upright, the sooner you get there the sooner the pain is over.

Our lives are rivers, gliding free to that unfathomed, boundless sea, the silent grave!

There was one moment where they were riding their little ponies in Scotland, and Stella said to me: 'Dad! You're Paul McCartney, aren't you?' 'Yes darling, but I'm Daddy really'.

Man's principle trait is a readiness to believe anything. Otherwise, how could the Church have survived for almost two thousand years in the absense of universal gullibility?