I simply like guns because you can't shoot people without them.

A home without a grandmother is like an egg without salt.

If you ever meet someone who cannot understand why solitary confinement is considered punishment, you have met a misanthrope.

I wasn't used to children and they were getting on my nerves. Worse, it appeared that I was a child, too. I hadn't known that before; I thought I was just short.

Writers who have nothing to say always strain for metaphors to say it in.

If we define a misanthrope as 'someone who does not suffer fools and likes to see fools suffer,' we have described a person with something to look forward to.

The more immoral we become in big ways, the more puritanical we become in little ways.

God may have loved the common people, but a trip to any shopping mall suggests that He made far too many of them.

Golf is an exercise in Scottish pointlessness for people who are no longer able to throw telephone poles at each other.

Democracy is the fig leaf of elitism.

True nostalgia is an ephemeral composition of disjointed memories.

What would happen if you stopped fighting, and gave yourself permission to feel? Not just the good things, but everything?

Good luck needs no explanation.

I accept emotional pain, walk through it, and then come through the other side.

Quand notre coeur a fait une fois sa vendange, Vivre est un mal. Once our heart has been harvested once, Life becomes miserable.

If I wanted pity, I got it because I'm illegitimate. And when I didn't want it I was mean and nasty.

I've always been interested in fashion, the clothes, but I'm not that familiar with the fashion industry; for me it just comes out of quite an innocent sense of style.

There are no new truths, but only truths that have not been recognized by those who have perceived them without noticing.

Best things in life are free, and money can't buy you love.

No man should be angry with what is true.

Progress is not striving for economic justice or fairness, but economic growth.