I simply regard romantic comedies as a subgenre of sci-fi, in which the world created therein has different rules than my regular human world.

There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it.

One friend with whom you have a lot in common is better than three with whom you struggle to find things to talk about.

Nothing gives you confidence like being a member of a small, weirdly specific, hard-to-find demographic.

I really think guys only need two pairs of shoes. A nice pair of black shoes and a pair of Chuck Taylors.

Later, when you're grown up, you realize you never really get to hang out with your family. You pretty much have only eighteen years to spend with them full time, and that's it.

It'd be great to be so famous that if I murder someone, I will never, ever, ever serve any jail time, even if it's totally obvious to everyone that I did it.

My parents were supportive of my creativity but did not have a lot of patience for whimsy with zero production value. They had stuff to do.

I think sometimes people think cheerful is a synonym for dumb, so no one is ever cheerful.

That's what I've noticed about being 32: it is a lot of women and a lot of boys our age.

I especially like eavesdropping on women my age. Besides being titillating, it also helps me gauge where I'm at in comparison.

Life is a heroic faith.

The look she gives me is priceless - shock mixed with pure pleasure. I make a note to put that look on her face as often as possible.

The drug lord is on the run. His name is El Chapo. Donald Trump is in a Twitter feud with this Mexican drug lord. It's historic - the first time Americans have ever sided with a Mexican drug lord.

The Bible is authoritative on everything of which it speaks. Moreover, it speaks of everything.

Israel is the second Silicon Valley, and it is therefore the only other place we have chosen to expand our activities.

Institutions mistake good intentions for objectives. They say "health care"; that's an intention, not an objective.

Taxes are the price we pay for a civilized society.

I was much more upset by the situation with Jacob than by the possibility of being eaten by a bear.

Comedy makes you humble. Because there are so many opportunities to miss, and strike out.

We are Liverpool Football Club and the expectations are so high.