I sit waiting for things that I can't refuse.

Be like a duck. Calm on the surface, but always paddling like the dickens underneath.

I have never seen it (Jaws 4) but by all accounts it is terrible. However, I have seen the house that it built and it is terrific.

...some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

It’s a lesson in life—don’t look back, you’ll trip over.

I'm every bourgeois nightmare - a Cockney with intelligence and a million dollars.

Obsession is a young man's game, and my only excuse is that I never grew old.

Some men just want to watch the world burn

I've always got to have one impossible dream on the back burner.

Use the difficulties - if you can't avoid them

The first actor I ever saw was The Lone Ranger. I thought: "That's what I want to do."

...the player who looks least engaged may be the most committed member of the group. A cynic, after all, is a passionate person who does not want to be disappointed again.

Anyone has the ability, if they choose, to move to the higher end of the state of mind they are in. From that higher end, they can generate another state of mind.

When I started in my career, my sister was very sick so I play for her because we didn't have money.

Twice or thrice had I loved thee before I knew thy face or name, so in a voice, so in a shapeless flame, angels affect us oft, and worshiped be.

I was minding my own buisness long before you and the princess started humping like rabbits.

My advice is flip a coin. If you regret the way it landed, then go with your gut.

I don't even get an allowance.

Quantum mechanics is confusing and consciousness is confusing, so maybe they're the same.

I think people could justify labeling me if they saw a pattern in what I do, but right now that's impossible.

Call yourself and define your relationship to your chair the way you want to, or your disability the way you want to.