I skate all the time, but it's silly for me to do contests when MTV is giving me a boatload of money.

I just lost my best friend, I have been crying hysterical for a full day.

Life's philosophy, hm... I just say, 'Do what you do and have fun doing it and try not to be too miserable.'

Seeing people get messed up never gets un-funny! And there's plenty of ways to do that.

Nothing is really 'safe'.

I like geography. I could tell you the capital of any country you want.

I don't like Paris so much.

Sometimes when you're with somebody, and all their stuff is at your house, it's so hard to break up with them. You don't know what they're going to wreck and destroy.

One time my mom tried to ground me, but that lasted 15 minutes.

These trees and these old people have one thing in common - they're both going in the ground soon!

I'm on a lot of airplanes, so I just sip on red wine thinking of stupid ideas and, when I think of it, I wanna make it happen.

I'll always want him. Until every sun goes dark in every sky, until I am nothing more than long-forgotten cosmic dust, I will want him. And even then I suspect my particles will long for his.

It is not a god that makes us more human, it is we human that make Gods.

But he didn't have to listen to his father. Taking after your father was optional, wasn't it?

Sore muscles are nothing compared to the pain of regret.

The Gottschalk was a fine weapon."You, " I said to it, "are on probation. You'd better impress me."Great. Now I was talking to guns.

I hope that this medal inspires the kids at home to put down guns and knives and pick up a pair of trainers instead.

We can be almost certain of being wrong about the future, if we are wrong about the past.

The bigger the issue, the smaller you write.

I always try to entertain folks with good clean fun and stories from my youth.

The gospel frees you from the pressure of having to fix people: your worth is located in Christ, not in their transformation.