I sleep better at night knowing that scientists can clone sheep.

May the fleas of a thousand camels invade the crotch of the person that ruins your day. And may their arms be to short too scratch

Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there was no Velcro.

Not being able to do everything is no excuse for not doing everything you can.

Peace be upon him who follows the Straight Path!

I believe Watergate shows that the system did work. Particularly the Judiciary and the Congress, and ultimately an independent prosecutor working in the Executive Branch.

When the Olympics and World Cups come around, that's when you see the real outpouring of support that there really is for female football.

I am a fantastic nurse. I discovered this about myself, and Im really fantastic about diagnosing things.

We should learn from children not to hold grudges. Children often fight when they play together but they quickly make up and their fights don't deteriorate into bitter feuds.

Hunger steals the memory

Millions who endure poverty and bad government can now know what they are missing. To see how the other half lives all they have to do is switch on their television sets.