I slump in my chair, thinking how a narcotic party of one is no party at all.

Be yourself. Unless you can be a unicorn, In that case, you should always be a unicorn.

Aw, you’re nothing but heart, Mako. Nice valentine in your skull, by the way. Is that temporary or did the Tanaka-kai change their daimon to attract the Powerpuff Girls crowd?

If you ever pull a switcheroo like that again, Dee, I’m going to offer your boyfriend ten thousand dollars to make out with Alice for two minutes.

Faye, if you got eaten by another shark, would you please at least have the decency to say so? My time is kind of limited, if you know what I’m sayin’.

Turns out making a dramatic exit is a lot harder when you have to stand there and wait another twenty minutes for a boat to dock.

Enjoy your little run because there’s no way you get off this boat without her trying to slice your Achilles in half.

The words ‘drink me’ come to mind. Anyone besides me up for some heavy alcohol consumption?

Oh, Alice, you haven’t even had a taste of my romantic streak yet. And when the time’s right I don’t think I’ll have to ‘try’ to have my way with you. I just WILL.

Have you thrown ‘Why is a raven like a writing desk?’ at her yet?

For someone named Alice, you’re really not all that up on your Wonderland trivia.

Be as humble as you need to convince people that you are not Jesus.

Humility is not thinking less of yourself, it's thinking of yourself less.

The sea, like a crinkled chart, spread to the horizon, and lapped the sharp outline of the coast, while the houses were white shells in a rounded grotto, pricked here and there by a great orange sun.

Because it's not a lie if it's how you feel.

What can be better than to get out a book on Saturday afternoon and thrust all mundane considerations away till next week.

If it takes a village to raise a child, it takes a whole agency to make a successful campaign.

Envy is more irreconcilable than hate. It is the most corroding of all political vices and also a great power in our land. The friends of freedom are content to be envied, but envy not.

It is the job of prophets and scientists alike to proclaim the glories of God.

That what's most relevant to you is whether and how you're doing something different from what everybody else is doing.