I smell varmint poontang. And the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think.

People are like music, some speak the truth and others are just noise.

Alcohol is really just the liquid version of Photoshop.

Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood.

Friendship is so weird. You just pick a human you've met and you're like, 'Yep, I like this one,' and you just do stuff with them.

I'm a nut, but not just a nut.

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

You know how funerals are not for the dead, they’re for the living? Bachelor parties are not for the groom, they’re for the uncommitted.

You can tell how boring a person is by the lack of fear in their eyes when someone is flipping through photos on their phone.

Just beat my record for most consecutive days without dying.

The secret is to have a sense of yourself, your real self, your unique self. And not just once in a while, or once a day, but all through the day, the week and life.

Solitude helps you to convert your time into clarity of purpose.

Gradually you became my worst memories with a beautiful past

In suffering we find our truest selves.

Sometimes I dream so vividly, so expectantly, I wonder if I'm crazy...

Burn them all, little dragon.

Take a shot of vodka and hope for the best.

I never said I was at the Alamo. Someone else said I was at the Alamo. Now I'm a nutter. I don't think that's fair.

Is always the motivation to play better and better. But I think we are in a very good way to keep winning matches. That's most important thing for me.

The only purpose of starting is to finish

The fundamental response to change is not logical, but emotional.