I smoke in moderation. Only one cigar at a time.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Everyone wanted me to be the bad boy, the label wanted it, the publicists wanted it, but I was just trying to be myself.

...you realize that you don't understand yourself any better than you understand anyone else.

I felt good that, although there was no future, there would always be a past.

What I do when speaking in public is trying to do it as best as possible and trying to make everybody comfortable with my words. Sometimes getting this is very difficult, but I try my best.

Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper

I have no problem at all taking my shirt off to tell a story.

If you think your users are idiots, only idiots will use it.

The massive bulk of the earth does indeed shrink to insignificance in comparison with the size of the heavens.

There were only two things you did in New York City, Queens to be exact, music or sports.

Every noble deed dieth, if suppressed in silence.