I sold my first script when I was 21 - this kids' adventure movie that never got made. I just bought that one back, actually. I'm pretty psyched about it.

Kermit was the Everyman, the original Tom Hanks, but I have a special place in my heart for Fozzie Bear. The classic borderline hacky entertainer.

Part of growing up is not waiting in line at a hipster breakfast restaurant. The eggs taste the same across the street. I promise.

I've been 6'4'' since I was 12. Goofy is somewhere in the lexicon.

There is a little bit of hubris to want to change the past. It implies that you know better - that things didn't happen the way that they were supposed to.

Our job is to become OK with who we are and what our life has been - and keep enduring.

A man can certainly be a Muppet. Being a Muppet is a state of mind. It's about finding that little part of you that's unique, and not being embarrassed by it, but cherishing it.

People have a lot less leniency for some reason for women straying from a relationship than they do for men.

That's the best advice I can give - when you're trying to write a comedy, first write a drama, and then make it funny.

If you can find the line between sympathetic and creepy, you have reached a very funny area.

Honestly, I have come to believe that everything is in the order it's in for a reason. I am happy with who I am today.

I was going to buy a book on hair loss, but the pages kept falling out.

That's your response to everything: drink?""No, that's my response to nothing.

It's not art, it's science.

Whatever we fix our thoughts upon or steadily focus our imagination upon, that is what we attract.

Nothing's worse than telling your family you got a pilot, hearing the pilot got picked up, and then finding out it's not in the fall lineup.

Love is the greatest force on earth to resist, limit and ultimately halt evil's deadly progression.

The fact that you've got zombies in this movie allows you to make slightly bolder choices tonally.

a man can be given only what he can use; and he can use only that for which he has sacrificed something

Progress is personal; it comes from individuals demanding more of themselves and everyone else.

Netflix knew I was going to North Korea and Ethiopia and Iceland. They saw the film and liked it and that was that.