I sold my memoirs of my love life to Parker Brothers and they are going to make a game out of it.

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.

You rely too much on brain. The brain is the most overrated organ.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it.

Honey! Bring down a copy of my will - and an eraser!

To you, I'm an atheist.To God, I'm the loyal opposition.

God is silent. Now if only man would shut up.

I don’t know. We’ve kissed. It was nice.”“Nice? Nice is getting an extra shot of espresso in a latte. Nice is finding a dollar on the street. Nice is generic.

Choice is the basis of every part of your existence, but so is fear. The difference is, choice creates movement, where fear limits movement.

Some things a heart won't listen to, I'm still holding out for you

That's your best friend and your worst enemy - your own brain.

You know, I change my hair color a lot, I do all sorts of different things.

The mathematics of quantum mechanics very accurately describes how our universe works. And it tells us our reality is continually branching into different possibilities, just like a coral.

There's more to life than making shallow, fairly obvious observations.

I also love Disney, and will defend doing so, because there's so much in those films and I don't care if it's stereotyped.

When it comes to words I have a uniqueness that I find almost impossible in art – and it's my words that actually make my art quite unique.

I love women. I love all the bright and attractive people and things of this world, the flame and also the moth, the dancer and the dance.