I solemnly swear not to talk about Hillary's appearance, because that is not journalism.

I think of myself as kind of a hippy. Everyone around me says that's not the impression they get. They think I'm sassy. Apparently, I think I'm nicer than I really am.

People have confused playing devil's advocate with being intelligent.

I was voted funniest person in my middle-school yearbook. So I guess I was funny in middle school?

Let's give it up for the Secret Service. I don't want to be too hard on those guys. You know, because they're the only law enforcement agency that will get in trouble if a black man gets shot.

What can I say about Brian Williams. Nothing, because I work for NBC.

There's so much more bad information than good information out there - everybody's got something to say and it's usually wrong.

I'm also the first straight woman to host this in 20 years, so, we finally made it, straight people.

You have to put work into relationships to keep them fun.

I like Instagram - I love pictures, I just dont take them very often.

I always feel the most validated and confident being around people that I find funny - having Fred Armisen laugh at a scene or Bill Hader or Seth Meyers give me a compliment.

Happiness is found in doing, not merely possessing.

A kleptomaniac is a person who helps himself because he can't help himself.

I like being a leader in real life.

Without these tourists, New York would be fantastic. I don't want them to come. Stay home!

My brother has his sword, King Robert has his warhammer and I have my mind...and a mind needs books as a sword needs a whetstone if it is to keep its edge. That's why I read so much Jon Snow.

The last time you were happy about nothing; the first time you were afraid about nothing. Which came first?

Some directors expect you to do everything; write, be producer, psychiatrist. Some just want you to die in a tragic accident during the shooting so they can get the insurance.

Listening, Testing, Coding, Designing. That's all there is to software. Anyone who tells you different is selling something.

Because clarity and enlightenment are within your own nature, they are regained without moving an inch.

I have no idea what 'method actor' means.