I sometimes go to a mythical place called "workplace", where the doable is always unpassable as possible, especially when it pisses you off.

The way to be invisible - is to truly be imaginary. But since you cannot imagine yourself, you have to clone your imagination into being an image of yourself. Imagine that.

The NSA may, or may not have rejected the invisible secret operative application form I never even bothered to have sent over to them. I'll never know...

A relationship is a process. If you have nothing to learn - you have a slave to teach. 's why schools are effective.

The only way to efficiently battle evil is to copy enough to know how to counter each argument, yet not enough to believe all the bullshit.

I think she's too single for me, and she thinks I'm with two other people. She also thinks she thinks, I think.

Some people are so much heaven to the square inch that life is simply hell, when she leaves you in order to go south for the winter. (Yes, women are people too, sometimes even threee.)

IQ's are a combination of eyes, and queues. Would you wait in line to see my goat show? Of course you wouldn't, because the line is invisible.

Silence is the invisibility of talking. I'd take half an argument over half a silence any day. And I'd take peace and quiet over a full-blown argument any other day, unless it's Tuesday.

When Jarod Kintz gets married, I want to wear his grandpa to the ceremony, telling everyone we're Siamese twins from the future-past. Meow.

To fall in love twice, with the same person, you need to grow another heart. That's all I do in my secret underground laboratory at night...

Take you example by this thing, / And yield to each his right, / Lest God with such like miserye/ Your wicked minds requite

The answer isn't more time but a greater awareness of the time we have.

I like every girl. Every kind of girl that there is, I like.

I'm not letting any 17 year old beat me tonight

Bob Dylan impresses me about as much as... well, I was gonna say a slug but I like slugs.

The human community is evolving... . We can survive anything you care to mention. We are supremely equipped to survive, to adapt and even in the long run to start thinking.

I admire Lincoln enormously and I think what's interesting about Lincoln is how he changes, it's not that he held the same view throughout his life.

If there was one formula for our success,it was that we were constantly studying how to make things work,or how to make them work better.

I grew up in a very Catholic family. Up until puberty, I would go to a Catholic church every week.

My training was that you fill in the canvas where it needs colour and polishing. You start with the words on the first night and keep adding bits of business.