I sometimes think 'Gordon' must be the most bootlegged album in U.S history, since it sold only 200,000 copies in the country, yet 800,000 kids know the words to every song.

I love Krispy Kreme donuts, but doesn't the thought of cream that's crispy just churn your stomach?

I hate sports. My reaction to the ball is this [kicks soccer ball] Don't kick it back to me. I don't wanna see it again.

The Internet is awesome because it's...there.

Putting a piece of you in your protagonist adds depth and merges the worlds of fiction and reality.

But to a Vietnamese peasant whose home means a lifetime of back-breaking labor, it will take more than presidential promises to convince him that we are on his side.

Every weakness is a place to slide a knife.

We can't be in the business of carting fresh air around the country.

If the Khalifah implements even one law outside of the divine law, then he will be removed. The courts will face him and he will face capital punishment and he will be removed.

Every time women make tremendous strides, the right wing gets terrified and creates laws making it hard to get an abortion or birth control.

Deeply in my heart, do I want to believe that there is that special guy that is for me. Yes, absolutely.

Love is light, warmth and comfort. Understanding is just light.

I don't know what kind of swag I'd get if I were extra Irish. It would just be, like, extra potatoes. Or like a free pint of Guinness.

The ultimate end of redemption is that we worship God with our whole being and in the whole company of the redeemed.

Of all tyrannies a country can suffer, the worst is the tyranny of the majority.