I, sort of, got into comedy accidentally, and it got bigger than I wanted it to.

I was in Kashmir last weekend. Went to visit one of my sweaters.

A lot of alliteration from anxious anchors placed in powerful posts!

I'm not a big fan of the post-Armageddon stories, where Denzel Washington is walking around in a torn coat.

Wouldn't this be a great world if insecurity and desperation made us more attractive?

Your spouse should be just attractive enough to turn you on. Anything more is trouble.

If you want to be a writer, just write. There's no magic to it.

Getting older is a lot of fun. Right up there with chewing glass or putting your hand in a blender.

I can't not put humor in a book.

When I die, if the word 'thong' appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I've screwed up.

Relaxation is the absence of worry.

When stumbling blocks can become stepping stones, then these stones that the builders reject can equally become chief corner stones!

Many people mistakenly think a new technology cancels out an old one.

I don't think the problem is telling people you're on a diet. The problem is eating ice cream for breakfast.

On the methodological issue, I think that would be hopeless to try to adjudicate between my view and orthodoxy by appeal to phenomenological introspection. We need to know about brain mechanisms.

My wife has them all in a vault... a copy of every album.

I just want to make lunches and organize my kids' playroom.

Socialism, Communism, clandestine societies, Bible societies... pests of this sort must be destroyed by all means.

There is a morphological enfoldment occurring on this planet. It is bringing forth some entirely new order of being. We are a privileged part of this.

Bluntly put, there's no chance that your doctor, dentist, or attorney is a high-school dropout. Your stockbroker, however, just might be.